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5 reasons why life today is better

In Myself, The Grinder on November 6, 2010 at 6:24 pm

 

 

Going through seemingly unfair but mandatory woes can incline someone to evaluate their life, environment and situations. In this miserable state , I have decided to do an inevitably incomplete list…..

Why is life better today?

1. WAR

The threat of nuclear attack actually subjects the world to an increased state of security. If one country or power decides to wage war on the world they would risk ending humanity as well as being flattened. With the developments in nano and bio technology, the superpowers (slowly shifting) are approaching invincibility when it comes to army units (soon to be self-repairing ultra-armoured Robots) thus making the only resolutions to a threat either diplomatic peace or all-over annihilation. Fractional troop loss and subsequent surrender may soon be a thing of the past. If a world war was waged today, the richest humans on earth would, if they could, all get in space-bound vessels and disappear, leaving all us plebs to burn on a flaming earth; hell.

2. BOOTY

In “the good old days”, long dresses were the norm, to see a peng gyal rolling down to town in jeggings and a belly top would result in a crowd and a few heart attacks. Ass is everywhere, as are boobies. Wheras in the bad old days you would of had to have payed alot (money or freedom) to see a posterior , now you can go to the streets and check some out for free.

3. INTERNET

 

Freedom can be good and bad, here online (unless you live in China), theft is easy, communication is simplified and opinions aren’t repressed (all good and bad). The Net, fortunately, presents more positives than negatives, this is ease, theres nothing like being able to swiflty determine whether or not your favourite ex is single and/or pregnant……

Go and steal that new movie now.

4. MEDICINE

                                                                                    

Who wants to be hopelessly ill? Regardless of certain problems regarding distribution and pricing we (in the evil west) are altogether healthier, living longer and safer lives than ever before. Many ailments that before would have slowly killed are now merely speed bumps on the winding road of life. Well, for some…

5. MUSIC

Imagine searching through all the possible music outlets and being unable to find any dubstep, heavy metal or soka. Imagine no, rap, indie or electronica. Today you can listen to whatever you like (no, not T.I), variety is the spice of life and the cupboard is brimming with bottles. Even if you’re someone who wants to ignore modern music and roll to some 50’s swing or a classical sonata, its easily done and you can do it when, where and how you want…….

Although there are many cons to modern life, the truth is, disregarding financial standards, the disgusting and archaic economical system of the world and saturation of everything, we (in “first” world countries) have never had it so good.

  Good luck

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5 best greatest ever top nintendo games – post NES

In Features, Games on August 10, 2010 at 2:27 am

Inspired by Nintendo’s return to classic franchise priority, I will now share with you my Super Mario-free top5 list for Nintendo games everyone, I mean everyone able, NEEDS to play these (because as you know nintendo makes the most masterful games in the world so expect these to offer some of the greatest gaming experiences of all time) so here goes……..

5. Kirby’s Fun Pak

Also known as Kirby Super Star, this HAL creation was a great value game for the Super Nintendo in the mid-90’s before the generation cycle was complete. It featured no less than 8 doses of Kirby goodness, ranging from multiplayer minigames to full single player story challenges. I vividly remember carelessly burning away hours flittering through each game mode progressing, due to the title’s relative ease, everytime I continued at the chosen segment. Spring Fields, the intended landing point for a Kirby newbie in the game, has its tone and “feel” eternally etched in my system, conveying a warm and inviting world to become blissfully engrossed in. Finally, the Meta Knight Revenge story solidified my love for the Kirby universe. One thing that’s certain is Kirby doesn’t Suck or Blow….

4.Donkey Kong Country

This 1994 platformer had my parents playing all night for months….. It had 40 levels that felt like a hundred, Very impressive graphics, great character and design and most impressively, the soundtrack produced by Robin Beanland, David Wise and Evelyne Fisher was a flawlessly perfect compliment to the on-screen action.

3.F-ZeroGX/AX

This groundbreaking series started in 1990 with the Mode-7 using SNES title, unfortunately ,although wonderfully controlled, the graphics were distractingly weak. This problem continued in its successor with the main N64 edition that had frantic 30 racer gameplay and an adequate collection of content but sacrificed pleasant visual fidelity for a smooth 60fps rate. Then Sega’s AV came along and all I will say is PLAY IT!!!! If you have a Wii, get a GameCube pad or two and get a £9 second-hand copy of F-Zero GX, I promise you………

2.The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

A great 2d-to-3d conversion, a task of which Nintendo is master, swords, exploration, time-travel, magic, fishing, shooting, explosions, hookshotting, a princess, fairies, monsters, horses, frogs, big talking trees, werewolves, sunsets, emotion, wonder.

This should be number one, the ending to this game is the greatest piece of art I have ever seen……

1.Metroid Prime Trilogy

Nuff sed…..

All I will say is if you get this and play it the right way (scanning everything, clocking 80%+ and experiencing the other installments) you will be bessotted, exclusively playing metroid games for like a year and a half, straight dreaming of Samus……

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