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5 reasons why life today is better

In Myself, The Grinder on November 6, 2010 at 6:24 pm



Going through seemingly unfair but mandatory woes can incline someone to evaluate their life, environment and situations. In this miserable state , I have decided to do an inevitably incomplete list…..

Why is life better today?

1. WAR

The threat of nuclear attack actually subjects the world to an increased state of security. If one country or power decides to wage war on the world they would risk ending humanity as well as being flattened. With the developments in nano and bio technology, the superpowers (slowly shifting) are approaching invincibility when it comes to army units (soon to be self-repairing ultra-armoured Robots) thus making the only resolutions to a threat either diplomatic peace or all-over annihilation. Fractional troop loss and subsequent surrender may soon be a thing of the past. If a world war was waged today, the richest humans on earth would, if they could, all get in space-bound vessels and disappear, leaving all us plebs to burn on a flaming earth; hell.


In “the good old days”, long dresses were the norm, to see a peng gyal rolling down to town in jeggings and a belly top would result in a crowd and a few heart attacks. Ass is everywhere, as are boobies. Wheras in the bad old days you would of had to have payed alot (money or freedom) to see a posterior , now you can go to the streets and check some out for free.



Freedom can be good and bad, here online (unless you live in China), theft is easy, communication is simplified and opinions aren’t repressed (all good and bad). The Net, fortunately, presents more positives than negatives, this is ease, theres nothing like being able to swiflty determine whether or not your favourite ex is single and/or pregnant……

Go and steal that new movie now.



Who wants to be hopelessly ill? Regardless of certain problems regarding distribution and pricing we (in the evil west) are altogether healthier, living longer and safer lives than ever before. Many ailments that before would have slowly killed are now merely speed bumps on the winding road of life. Well, for some…


Imagine searching through all the possible music outlets and being unable to find any dubstep, heavy metal or soka. Imagine no, rap, indie or electronica. Today you can listen to whatever you like (no, not T.I), variety is the spice of life and the cupboard is brimming with bottles. Even if you’re someone who wants to ignore modern music and roll to some 50’s swing or a classical sonata, its easily done and you can do it when, where and how you want…….

Although there are many cons to modern life, the truth is, disregarding financial standards, the disgusting and archaic economical system of the world and saturation of everything, we (in “first” world countries) have never had it so good.

  Good luck

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Wow! New movie Sucker Punch looks like Avatar for pervs.

In Movies, Questions, The Grinder on July 28, 2010 at 9:17 am


Waking up to this shit was like a big “Hey, today you gotta do something!” I didn’t do anything special today…………but yeah…. I got a motivation problem, not with doin what I gotta do but doing what I could do without doing (check the upcoming post “Why am I doing this!”) Which are all made soo much easier with comfort and free resources………….

Which brings me on to the reason for todays post, Zack Snyder, after earning success and moderate acclaim with 300 and Watchmen, the man is back with his trademark CG-sourced visuals and poorly written ,pleasantly delivered dialogue dimness. I won’t try and predict the plot but it seems to be set in some ladies’ mind and they’re having a war with themselves or something. With dream-based similarities with Inception, the trailer was probably put out so soon after Nolan’s foodle to ride in its wake but nevertheless the movie looks very ambitious, with a videogame scenario with great exciting and explosive set-peices that look to be aiming for extraordinarily fantabidocous……………….

It looks fantastical, like the best videogame you’ll never play, full of hot chicks and bosses. I seem to remember hearing or seeing its set on  Jupiter, which in itself sounds intriguing. Regardless of what I or anyone else thinks, this is one flick that demands to be seen……………………………….

Check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dzikBZTUy8 .

Note: This piece of shit movie has now been seen. So very annoying in many ways and quite soulless whilst trying to convince you it isn’t just a ploy to sell cgi and ass.

What do you think of it?

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