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Fucking idiot

In Questions, The Grinder on July 13, 2011 at 12:44 am

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If you are taking heroin or any other drug that will literally brutalise you and your body

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you piss on the toilet seat and/or the floor in a house and walk out leaving it to stink and stain

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you think you know it all

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you have unprotected sex with someone you don’t have plans to stay with

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you own a shop and insist on consistently not restocking your cigarettes

you are a fucking idiot!!

If it takes you more than 4 bites to finish a tiny biscuit

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you frequently look at your partner and ask yourself why you are with him or her

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you think you are totally overly completely hot because you look a little bit like that model from the advert you just walked past

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you dont look in the mirror and acknowledge your beauty every single day

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you think someone is a lesser person than you because you have got more money

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you stay with someone who beats you up and you idiots say you love eachother

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you want to complain about also writing something like this

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you drive a car and choose not to let pedestrians or cyclists cross over/pass, whenever and at anytime,

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you decide to go to university despite knowing you will be not much better off, probably unemployed and in definitely in debt when you come out

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you dont like the gaining of knowledge

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you allow yourself to be racist, even in the slightest

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you aren’t diplomatic by default

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you respond to someone messing with your cat outside your house screw faced with a bad attitude making bare threatz and ting, cussin man off

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you willingly let your brain be dumbed the fuck down, stripped of its transistors, by faux-"reality tv" and false-beauty magazines

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you wont watch a film because it has subtitles

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you wear shades on the train/underground when you aren’t mashup from the night before or have something up with your face

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you dont mind living through your whole life without ever being in love, not even once

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you think third world countries are in shit and staying there because the population are genetically idiots and there is no smart, educated intellectuals there with big ideas

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you think ‘white’ people are devils

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you are in the large group of bastards who keep shitting all over old great movies and franchises with horrific remakes

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you can’t understand the appeal of each and every musical genre

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you don’t ever want to go to a club and dirty dance with someone you really like

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you can’t see the racist discrimination in hollywood

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you have a nihilistic attitude and see things from the wide view of the universe (you being an inconsequential spec of nothingness in a sea of the unreachable unkown) rather than from our ground level on planet earth, where you stand, sit or lie down

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you are rich and dont see any point in being charitable or good willed, throwing away your money on expensive trash and then throwing that away too

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you think its good to, at gone 3 in the morn, shout at your loudest on the streets when people are trying to sleep

you are a fucking idiot!!

If you are on the fucking toilet whilst reading this

you are a fucking cunt!!

If you needed to be told anything on this list

you are a fucking idiot!!

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