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Rob Kardashian aint shit

In Females, The Grinder on July 20, 2012 at 3:37 am

Rob Kardashian, what a joke. Here we go, he’s an american television personality, model, socialite and businessman all because his sister made a sextape with a failed musician and subsequently prostituted herself out to men and the media for fame and riches. The monkey has received all he has because of his sister’s big ass and open pussy, yes his parents were rich but his sister Kim has made most of the money for the family in the past few years, all that’s left for them to do is flip it. His hot sister sold her precious family’s private-life away to the public eye and made Rob who he is.

Some chicks call him cute with boyish charm and a fun personality, he probably aint even got no 6-pack plus he looks like a young Joe from Mafia2, not Vito. He must be doing something right though; he’s stuck his chippolata in some of the worlds most beautiful women. Rob was banging Rev Run’s daughter, Diggy’s sister Angela Simmons, why and how? Is this fool actually hot? By what standards? Another broad, Dollicia Bryan, reportedly a squeeze of serial-pouter Drake, messed with this boy, she musta been suffering from bad vision and was unable to look at herself….

Then… Rosa Acosta, another woman of supreme beauty sucked his sticky dick a few times (see below), more fame-hungry whores shamelessly banged him and now, currently, its Rita Ora: a Jay-Z signed singer from the UK with a number-1 debut single; the girl never needed him.

If he made his own money and actually had a claim to his gains, he would be worthy of respect. Rob Kardashian has had 2500 times his fair share of happiness in the duration of his short life so….. I feel it is fair to say he deserves to die.

With his wifey-replacement rate so high, it’s a wonder why any woman would even take a relationship with him serious, he changes girls like he changes toothbrushes. These women must see a relationship with him as a catalyst to fame, business and money because there is no way he’s staying monogamous for at least another ten years.

Women please stop opening your legs and dead hearts for this lucky bastard; lead him on and get papped with him but must you really give the goodies up? and men please don’t idolize him, he has done nothing for himself but live with his gifts, if anything you should envy his unearned position; the one allows him to bag all these hot bitches.


Yep he hit dat….

I aint trippin, im just letting you know if you don’t already.

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Chuck norris Ain’t Shit

In Movies, The Grinder on June 5, 2011 at 11:39 pm

Just a random post. Chuck Norris ain’t shit, people always try to celebrate and name him as somebody who could kick all kinds of ass, a household name that everyone knows of yet few nowadays have actually seen. I’m sorry about the straight shitness of the movie clips but that’s what you get when you’re looking at a mess.

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Speaking real now, he was just some guy who could move and did kung fu. None of his performances (where he wins the fight) are particularly noteworthy, except for their horrifying rubbishness and his hilarious attempts at acting, he’s like the Robert Pattinson of action films except Chuck always has a guilty look on his face. I hope he is drunk somewhere, feeling bad about how much unfair celebration he has received, what happened to damn Mark Dacascos?

Any random professional cage fighter could kick Norris’ ass, damn, 50 cent would beat him the fuck down. Steven Seagal with fat and lazy near-retirement ass rash could mash the prime Chuck Norris up with impressive, skillful ease, sheesh, Norris was actually just a lightweight pussy paraded as a monster.

Please people, commit the crime of Justice, not only has he acted in some of the most disgustingly worthless films of all time, he has also managed to look like if his head was mounted upside down, with his chin facing the sky, he’d look the same from a distance. Throughout his over-long career in crap combat and nasty delivery, he’s only been successful in making too much undeserved acting money, having a legacy as an overrated twat and looking ugly to the extreme *note I have since been informed of Chuck’s spirited career in kung-fu tournaments, congratulations, the sweet fruits of dedication*.

Please people, disregard Chuck Norris as you have all the other kung fu ghosts.

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May your lord bless you

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